The next step was "the road", and it was like
living the life of the Beatles in A Hard
Days Night. Landing in Chicago, they were immediately the subject of much scrutiny by
the members of the American Legion who were convening at the same hotel at which
the long-haired Turtles also stayed. The group joined the Dick Clark Caravan of the
Stars, and it was immediate stardom and lots of screaming girls. Instead of the band
forging their own path by playing a series of clubs to whoever had heard of their one hit,
they took the stage to full, enthusiastic houses, supporting much more popular
stars.
On the first day on the tour bus, Howard and Mark thought they had it made.
Everybody had assigned seats, and they were sitting behind one another. Mark was
next to Tom Jones; Howard was next to Gordon Waller (of Peter and Gordon). "How
nice of the tour director" Mark and Howard thought, "next to the two biggest stars on
the tour ... Oh boy! ' Little did they know. When it was time to go to sleep, the bigger
stars got to stretch out on the bench-like seats, while the new guys on the bus,
Howard and Mark, had to find solace on the cold floor underneath!
These road tours, which packed seven or eight gigs sometimes into the space of six
days, were the primary manner in which rock 'n' roll toured in those days. It was only
later that tours by individual bands became economically feasible.
When the Turtles played at the Phone Booth in New York, they were pleased to
see Bob Dylan sitting a mere eight feet away. He had his shades on and was
slumped over. Afterwards the boys eagerly introduced themselves. Dylan responded,
deadpan, to the Turtles live performance of their hit, Dylan's very own "It Ain't Me
Babe,": "That's a great last song, it should be a record."
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...The Turtles rebellious energy was initially channeled
into the whole folk rock, protest period, and while they hit it big with "It Ain't Me Babe"
and Sloan's "Let Me Be," they did initially turn down his "Eve of Destruction," which
became a Number One for Barry McGuire. Not ones to make the same mistake twice,
the Turtles chose "I Get Out Of Breath" as their next single. It could have been a hit, but
it was left in an uncompleted state after "You Baby" (another Sloan-Barri song)
became a hit and dictated a candy-coated, poppy direction.
Then and there the Turtles
eschewed the grubby, mud-on-the-boots folk rock of their first album cover, and
donned the J.C. Penneys clean-cut image of the second.
The White Whale honchos, with visions of increasing their bank accounts even more.
wanted the group to record one of their own songs, so they could reap the extra income
from the publishing. It would take more than a Philip Marlowe to discover why as unlikely
a song as "Grim Reaper of Love" was selected to follow the poppy "You Baby."
The song was a very strange distillation of Indian and marijuana influences and odd
time signatures, with an uncharacteristic Kaylan vocal, all bathed in a dreary
atmosphere. It's a very interesting record, and was selected probably because it was
the band's best composition at the time.
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In any event, if the Beatles - who were continuously leading the way - could
smoke marijuana and play Indian influenced music, so could the Turtles. This. "if the
Beatles could do it, so could we." philosophy would come to mold much of the
Turtles' direction. The Beatles were the prime heroes of the day. The Turtles became
their "disciples." The music was all new, there were no precedents. and the Turtles
seemed at times like a funny mirror image of the Beatles. Despite the fact that the song
didn't fare too well, it may have been the first American acid-rock single, pre-dating the
Byrds "Eight Miles High" by many months. When the Turtles played New York, they
introduced "acid rock" to many for the very first time, including a version of "Tobacco
Road," loaded with feedback, that the Blues Magoos later recorded.
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With its unimpressive showing, it was time to return to the safer, good-time strains of
"Can I Get to Know You Better." Strangely, that didn't fare any better. The band
scraped together a Warren Zevon song (who was also signed to White Whale), "Outside
Chance." It was an excellent record in every way; hard and poppy, like the Beatles "Day
Tripper. It wasn't the naive joviality people expected of the band, and it too flopped.
Panic set in. Don Murray - the Beatle-ish heart-throb of the band - succumbed to
personal pressures and walked out before the recording of "Outside Chance." (Johnny
Barbata replaced him.) Portz, the only other Turtle member with genuine teen appeal,
threw in the towel shortly thereafter, and returned to school.
Even though the band was called the Turtles, they were, in spirit, still the Crossfires from Westchester High.
Portz and Murray, both band members since 1962, both part of the family, had departed.
With three flops in a row, the forever soaring plane finally touched down.
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The group's
only saving grace was the commanding live show. From having cut their teeth on frat
parties at an early age, they knew exactly what the college audience wanted, and were
always successful on the circuit. As much as college type gigs were a
staple, they were not without their unprofessional aspects. For an afternoon
show at a field house, 20 cafeteria tables were braced together to form the stage. The
Turtles were these happy, funny, jump up and down, heavy guys. The band started the
first song to 3,500 cheering kids. Volman went into an initial Townshed-meets-
Fantasia leap. Instead of his normal, graceful pirouette, the impact of his landing
caused the "stage" to collapse, with the band sucked into the center. The chaos
gave way to laughter. It was like a bad Shelly Winters movie. After the stage was braced
together again, the Turtles played their set. John Barbata proved to be one of rock's
very best drummers. Jim Pons left the Leaves (whose only hit was "Hey Joe") to
replace Portz on bass. With new band members and a revitalized direction, the era
of "the Turtles" was among us.
The group pulled out a gem of a song they were holding
until this exact do-or-die moment. "Happy Together" was written by two members of a
New York band called the Magicians. Gary Bonner and Alan Gordon proved themselves
to be superb songwriters who were to compose many of the Turtles better records.
White Whale elected to replace Bones Howe, and Joe Wissert was selected to be
the band's second producer. It took off immediately, became a Number One record,
and rejuvenated the group's career.(It should be noted that Chip Douglas, who
replaced Portz briefly before Pons joined, piayed the bass on the hit version of the
song, and arranged the horns.) More hits came, and the group's place in the History of Rock was insured.
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To understand the Turtles, is to realize that they were for most of their career, a
tight knit bunch - they really were those "happy together guys." There was very
much a feeling of brotherhood. It was common for the band members to
congregate in the middle of their tour bus and, after having smoked some grass, to
collectively chant. Now, this was not merely a ten minute exercise, but one that often
went on for hours. as the bus traveled say, from Tennessee to Illinois. The various
members would settle into their own notes, and droning harmonies would elevate the
experience to an even higher piane. Jim Pons brought a more consciously
spiritual direction to the band. He turned them on to "The Impersonal Life," and led
discussions on the philosophy expressed in the book. The group totally believed in "the
power of God." This "oneness' helped them to face the occasional near misses with
death: like the time two huge, semi-trucks barreled down on their car from a two-lane
highway, only to skirt upon the side embankments to allow their car to barely
scrape through; or the time the Turtles private plane crash landed in a field in
Altoona, Pennsylvania.
The solidified lineup at this point was a great live band as well. Three songs were
cut live for the English BBC's "Saturday Club," and a casual listen reveals those
performances to be nearly indistinguishable from the hit versions. Jim Tucker left the
group at the end of the tour. A rhythm guitarist, he was not replaced. The Turtles
were now five.
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When the strain of endless touring and hassles became too much. and the boys
needed to let off steam and relax, rather than heave TV sets out of windows - which
was the fashionable thing to do - they would return to the hotel, ingest various
mind-altering substances into their systems, and get "out of it,' totally. They
then proceeded to rotate whatever instruments were handy, and "butcher" pop
classics of the day. Typical was their medley of "Johnny B. Goode" and "Exodus."
It was an interesting face. The underside of rock 'n' roll coming out; the Mr. Hyde to the
Dr. Jekyll. On record the Turtles were pristine, polished and accomplished. Back
in their hotel rooms, with their hair down even farther, they were loose,
consummately sloppy and incoherent. Perversely enough, Kaylan and Volman
recorded all of those interludes (which slowly eked out in limited editions as "The
Rhythm Butchers") on a normal, cruddy cassette machine. Occasionally songs were
even written in this fashion, like "Can't You Hear the Cows," which was the "B" side of
"The Story of Rock 'n' Roll." This ritual carried over into the Mothers, and on
subsequent Flo and Eddie tours.
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The roll peaked with two Top Five hits, "Elenore" and "You Showed Me," in
1969. On the accompanying album, Battle of the Bands, (produced by Chip Douglas),
the satirical concept that was inspired by the Crossfires experiences of those rituals,
was very different trom the two-included pop hits. The group had started to assert
more of its collective musical identity.
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